What’s a Medium flibbertigibbet? 🤔ME!🖐👩‍🦰

The Medium earnings email was late, so of course, I panicked!🍕GRRR…

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OK. sometimes I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer!

Me, worry of course! — It’s a big deal to little ole flibbertigibbet me!

So what did I do? First I asked my AI buddy, Bard!

❓ Do you know if Medium Stripe payments will be late for August earnings? — I usually get an email on the 7th. I didn’t get one yet today

▶▶▶ Bard was not helpful this time!🔽🔽🔽

Bard AI said — https://bard.google.com/ — But 💖ILOVEBARD!
✨According to Stripe’s documentation, payouts are typically processed on the 7th of each month for earnings in the previous month. However, there…