To all writers on medium.

I believe the goal is to make a difference. Sharing ideas and concepts.

But let’s face it, writing may be funny.

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But step back and go on a short ride with me just for fun!

1. What’s a great life tip for writers? Adding water to the bottle of shampoo makes it last longer.
2. How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Fuck you, I’m not changing anything!
3. If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.

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4. Excited by a friend’s first story sale, one asks what she’s going to buy with the money. She shrugs. “I don’t know, a candy bar?”

5. What do you get when you cross a writer with a deadline?
A really clean house.

6. What do you call a writer with health insurance? Married.

7. Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and began to yell, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t…