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Old can be FUN!💩Really, NO SHIT!

Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰
5 min readJun 2, 2022

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Gravity may not be OLD FOLKS' best friend but in a sick way, it is kinda funny!

Photos from iStockphoto.com — 📸 MULTIPLE PICS in a story! 📸 Fun stuff! 💡 How?… I will explain in the next $500 story coming soon!

To you young bucks, brace yourself, because this is real. Bare with all of us old farts, we don’t bite unless provoked. This shit is new to us. We don’t get a chance to practice.

We have never been old before. This is my first time being old. Between you and, it's badass cool being almost 63. (Tomorrow)

Gravity means so much to everyone on this planet.

When you start getting up there in years, gravity takes a shift.

👇 First of all, your boobs or balls go south.👇

That gives the term, hanging around a whole new meaning. 🕙 Ya feel me?

Photo by Majestic Lukas from Unsplash

When you get old, your eyes may get fuzzy. It’s a good thing because the wrinkles on your old partner blur a bit. Don’t put on your glasses. Just make out!

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Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰
Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰

Written by Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰

I had a stroke so I can’t walk or talk, but I can write! Just a new chapter in life. I love the journey…..By me a cup of coffee Ko-fi.com/jansebastian5419

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