The ups and downs about breast implants.
Why? Why do chicks want big boobs? Because dudes like big boobs?
That is a given. I had large breasts when I grew up, but after having 2 kids they lost volume. After the kids, they became a long and skinny nightmare.
I got my tubes tied, got a tax return, and looked for a plastic surgeon.
I found one and the surgery was $2600. ($1300 a boob)
The surgery was done in his office and took and like 2 hours.
They put an IV in my arm and asked me to count to ten.
Fade to black.
The next thing I saw was a white sheet, People were talking in the background. I could feel some pushing as they were getting the implant in place.
So I said, “Hey, how's it going?”
Doctor Berman said, “Great, we’re almost done”.
No pain at all. I was 26 years old. He did the surgery on Friday and I was back at work on Monday. He took my stitches out on Sunday.
The long skinny boobs were inflated. YAY!
Back to my original size.
I was working on a movie, and there was a buzz. They were talking about it on the set, so I just blurted out, “Yes, I got a boob job”.
The nurse on the set (a dude) had to change my dressing. That day we were shooting inside a hospital. We went into a room where he changed my dressing. When we came out of the room, a crowd of dudes was waiting to ask the nurse questions.
Totally cracked me up.
A few years later I was in playboy.
Boobs are a big deal to some.
For me, it was a good way to spend my tax return.
No regrets! Yay big boobs.