Nursing Homes 👩‍🦽 Good or Not?

Some people who were uninformed suggested that I go to one.

Photo by the author — OK, I just may be nuts! — Any questions?

First, the hospital was going to send me straight to one.

After my stroke, my brain was in a bit of a fog. I had died, they brought me back, and then I was in a coma for 2 months. Slowly my brain started waking up.

They had me in a diaper.

When I would soul it, I would push the button for the nurse. I would lay there for a while and push again. After a long time and many pushes, someone came.

They also brushed my teeth.

I was still pretty foggy when a nurse came into my room and while brushing my teeth, accidentally knocked out my front tooth. In my fog, I thought, wow!

She continued brushing, and I said, “Be careful.”

🦷Then the other front tooth came out.🦷 I am sure that they had me drugged up cuz it did not hurt at all. — When I got out, I got partial dentures.

My sexy teeth …YAY!— Photo by the author

Finally, my brain started waking up.