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My pet is a fly. His name is Lucky.
I just got him this morning. Actually, he found me.
He kept landing in my arms and shoulder so I put on a sweater.
Then my face. Lucky was getting on my last nerve!
I kept working. I could kill him, but being disabled it takes me 20 minutes to put cream cheese on a bagel.
Fucker would probably kill me if I tried to off him.
Finally, I resigned from the thought l of killing him and named him Lucky.
Buzz, Buzz. Buzz, Is he singing to me?
I put a bandana on my head and my headphones over it because he was annoying me, and googled…
“How long does a fly live?”
The answer is 28 days.
So lucky will live a long and fruitful life.
I now feel compelled to share more fly info.
Do flies poop? Yes…House flies defecate… a lot
And they aren’t too worried about where they do it either! As you know, house flies like to live off a liquid diet. Because of this, their digestive system can move quite quickly, which…