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My fitness is still on track!🏃♀️Update!
7 min readDec 8, 2023
Doing the famous celery juice cleanse!🥬I love it!🥬I feel it!🥬Great!
I stumbled across this celery cleanse and it looked cool! — This shit is for real! 🧻(Pun intended.)
I don’t have a juicer, but I have a blender, so I bought a bunch of celery and was ready to rock and roll! — I was gonna clean my insides!
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🚽 WARNING! Don’t do this and go out for a while!
Don’t drink your first 16-ounce glass, then jump in the car and go to church to the mall. — The cleanse started for me pretty fast! — I feel great!
This chick shows how she did it!
So I copied her. 🥬 Pretty groovy! — She calls it insane. — I call it healthy!