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🤣 Crackin' Me UP! 🖐 Gimme 5!

R C Hammond 😎 TWM

FridayFunnys! ed Cincuenta y Cuatro (54)

Huck & Finn 😎 🐺

Apr 5, 2024

A weekly roundup each Friday of jokes, news articles, commentary and misc.

Apr 5, 2024

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Modern Women

by

Yana Bostongirl

Yesterday, I Danced The Night Away

While simultaneously putting an Aunty Matchmaker in her place

Dec 12, 2023

Woman having fun dancing

Dec 12, 2023

In

All About M

by

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Riding the Story Roller Coaster From “Readers Care Deeply” to “We Don’t Give a Shit”

Your results may vary … but not by much

Dec 13, 2023

Riding the Story Roller Coaster From “Readers Care Deeply” to “We Don’t Give a Shit”

Dec 13, 2023

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Playtown

by

Grandma Smillew

Santa’s Magical Denture-Returning Hug — Legend or Reality?

My letter to Santa Claus #19

Dec 5, 2023

Man showing his denture.

Dec 5, 2023

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The Haven

by

Elizabeth Emerald

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Six

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

Dec 10, 2023

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Six

Dec 10, 2023

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The Narrative Arc

by

Deb Palmer

That Nosy Broad, Alexa

Surviving the space age

Jul 7, 2023

roomba vacuum going under sofa

Jul 7, 2023

In

The Haven

by

Elizabeth Emerald

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Nineteen

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

Nov 16, 2023

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Nineteen

Nov 16, 2023

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Creative Passions 💖

by

Jonathan Townend, RMN - Editor - Friend of Medium

The Truth About Glasses And What Happens When You Take Them Off, Don’t Do It

Every time I take them off I end up sitting on them, they never last a week with me

Oct 4, 2023

The Truth About Glasses And What Happens When You Take Them Off, Don’t Do It

Oct 4, 2023

Elizabeth Emerald

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

Sep 15, 2023

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald

Sep 15, 2023

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The Pub

by

Susan Wheelock

I’m Too Busy To Talk Right Now

I’m waiting for the police

Sep 18, 2023

I’m Too Busy To Talk Right Now

Sep 18, 2023

R C Hammond 😎 TWM

FridayFunnys! ed Veinticuatro

Ok, I’ll help (24) 😎

Aug 25, 2023

FridayFunnys! ed Veinticuatro

Aug 25, 2023

Alan AJ

Could I Be the Only Person in the World Still Using This Software?

Am I frugal, stingy, or set in my ways? No — don’t answer that! 🤣

Aug 16, 2023

Screenshot of Excel 1997 with some cells filled in blue to look like low-resolution text that says 1997.

Aug 16, 2023

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The Shortform

by

Elizabeth Emerald

A Twist on Wishful Thinking

Perish the thought … oh, how I wish I could!

Aug 21, 2023

A Twist on Wishful Thinking

Aug 21, 2023

In

ILLUMINATION

by

Elizabeth Emerald

Thousand$,$$$ Flushed

In$idiou$ leak elude$ di$covery for year$

Jul 16, 2023

Thousand$,$$$ Flushed

Jul 16, 2023

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The Daily Cuppa

by

Michael Rhodes

Jokes & Quotes # 29

A 747 en route to New York — pilot comes on the intercom: “Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to inform you our #4 engine flamed out —…

Jul 5, 2023

Jokes & Quotes # 29

Jul 5, 2023

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BJ’s This or That — The Gathering Table

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Bruce Coulter

No, I’m Not Launching My Pee in the Shower

With apologies to no one, I offer this piss-poor poem

Jun 13, 2023

No, I’m Not Launching My Pee in the Shower

Jun 13, 2023

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