Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰
8 min readMay 5, 2024

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Is there such a thing as an asshole magnet? 🧲I think so!

I’m an ASSHOLE MAGNET! 🧲Maybe? — (‿ˠ‿)

Do I have a tattoo on my forehead that says, “Screw my life up” that only assholes can see? — 📢Are you an asshole magnet?🧲

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Okay, I will try to keep this light cuz it is ridiculous!

Assholes do some crazy shit! — If you agree, you might also be an asshole magnet! — As a straight woman, my experience is mostly with men assholes.(‿ˠ‿)

I am not picking on the wonderful men out there.

There are out-of-control raging women assholes out there also! — I am never going to judge a book by its cover! — If you attract women assholes, you can also relate!

I did this image below for all the straight men's asshole magnets! — I feel your pain!

My son, Jeremy has the “NICE GUY SYNDROME.” — He’s been a straight asshole magnet for years. He recently got married. — She is maybe an asshole.

I have never met my daughter-in-law.

I wanted to come and visit for the weekend. I was not allowed because their spare bedroom is for Jeremy’s new wife's parents, just in case they visit. — She may be…

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Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰

I had a stroke so I can’t walk or talk, but I can write! Just a new chapter in life. I love the journey…..By me a cup of coffee Ko-fi.com/jansebastian5419