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I found a new drug. Lucky Charms.

I am officially high on Lucky Charms. It’s been 40 years!

Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰
4 min readApr 20, 2022
Photo by the whacked-out author

No bowl. No milk. No spoon! I’m taking them straight, yes, straight out of the box!

I am officially high on Lucky Charms. been a long time.

I didn’t buy them. My roommate did last night, so asked for some in a bowl, just to snack on. OMG! They are so frigging good!

Okay, I woke up this morning and didn’t check my stats!

I went straight for that box! No stats? Crazy, I know.

At this very moment in my entire 62 years, I don't feel like ever had an orgasm, in any way shape, or form, like this!

I’m just saying, right and now if you asked me, do want some hand virile man to make love to you and rock your world… I would curl up with my GLORIOUS SWEET SAFE BOX OF LUCK CHARMS, and say simply…we’re fine.

So we quietly had a photoshoot, alone, just the 2 of us. We are hot stuff.

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Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰
Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰

Written by Jan Sebastian 🖐👩‍🦰

I had a stroke so I can’t walk or talk, but I can write! Just a new chapter in life. I love the journey…..By me a cup of coffee Ko-fi.com/jansebastian5419

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