I am mystified! Where is your need for adventure?
Dr. Jan says, to eat a triple-decker PB&J while you read a few minutes on FB. Dance around in your wife's nightgown and have her take pics or videos with your flip phone. I just bought a can of Popeye Spisich because it's FUN! Finally, do 10 things you never thought of trying, except meeting the serial killer.
Be crazy for fun, and here's a link tot popeye spinach. $1.32.