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Chickens can read the minds of humans. Is that why we eat them?
……….. Just stare at the picture of the chicken for 10 seconds……..…
Do you feel something? Of course, you do. The chicken knows you are staring at her. Do you think the chicken likes you? Of course, she does. If you could reach through the monitor and hold her she would just lean on you and snuggle. So why do we eat these gentle babies? It is because we are afraid of them. They can read people's minds. Now, stare at above chicken picture again for ten seconds. That chicken is reading your mind right now.
The fear started with Republicans and democrats. One party wanted to eat them out of fear. The other didn’t want to kill them.
Can you guess which party wanted to save them? Now stare at the egg picture below for 10 seconds and you will know the answer.
Ok, this is not true. But they do say when you eat chicken, hundreds of chicken ghosts are watching you. Psychic? I think maybe. We will know for sure when we go to heaven.
