Boobies, AKA, My Crumb Catchers.

The container of these breasts beasts … the over-the-shoulder boulder-holder.

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The curse or the gift of big boobs.

Yes, the biggies are indeed crumb catchers.

Cookie crumbs, bread crumbs, any crumbs just want to hang on to big boobs.

Likewise, a man can be a crumb.

How do ya handle all these crumbs? Just brush them off.

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Men have crumb catchers too, ya know?

Breast crumb catchers are hot and sexy as opposed to tummy crumb catchers, well, not so much!

So back to the ladies.

Tiny titty gals don’t worry about cookie crumbs, but they may worry.

Not meaning to sound judgemental, but all chicks worry. Big or small boobs, we worry.

We worry obsessively about sex. Awe dudes do too! Boobs are a huge factor, big or small. A fixation!