A Cute Little Bullshit Story.

Not about a cute kitten or puppy story, but a cute bull story.

Photo by Jan Sebastian, the author … Baby Lucky

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I had a pet bull named ”Lucky.”

A bought a little black and white calf at an auction, brought him home and the kids were so excited.

Every day when he got hungry, he would moo.

We fed with a big ass bottle.

So sweet. Right?

Soon the kids cringed every time they heard that moo. I had a home-based business, so we took turns

Lucky eventually grew up to be about 1800 pounds.

Photo by Tom Verdoot … Pexels

He would jimmy the doorknob to our bedroom with his mouth until it opened and walked in.

When you walk into your bedroom and see a bull standing by the bed, well. I dropped to my knees with laughter.

Then going around the bed to escort him out and finding a huge wet dump of cow dung in hubby's favorite shoes, PRICELESS!