What are you doing right now? We all want to know

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Where are you?

We used to hear from you every day!

Are you golfing or staying home?

Are you tweeting? I found a Twitter account, “https://twitter.com/donaldtrump?lang=en

Is that you?

You were one powerful dude, and then poof!

Should we be worried?

In my mind, maybe you are regrouping. I mean, you lost the presidential election.

A hard pill to swallow.

I know, you “didn’t lose.” You won. But the truth is, shit happens. So what the heck are you up to? I can only imagine.


I just watched a transgender documentary. Am I transgender?

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Maybe. I never dreamed of a wedding or a white dress.

Never wanted children.

Kids bugged me. (I did have 2 boys, God knew what he/she was doing,)

Love those boys. Having a girl and dressing her in pink or dresses, simply wouldn't have worked.

I loved my kids, but after 2, I got my tubes tied.

Having sex and not worrying about a baby, total dude move.

I hated dresses.

Loved pants.

Born in 1959, girls were not allowed to wear pants to school. Finally, the rule was changed. I was so happy!


People just appease me. So cute.

Photo of me by me, the author, Jan

They should be ashamed.

Did people do that to you?

Folks on m Medium get the drill, but some others just don’t have a clue.

Persistence, talent, or a gift, and then more persistence.

Ya feel me?

To top it off, because of a stroke, I can’t talk well. People think I’m drunk when I speak or stupid. They talk to me like I’m 4 years old. It’s my secret weapon.

My boyfriend was telling me how to do fucking dishes. I am 62. Raised 2 kids and have 6 grandkids. But suddenly I have to learn how to do dishes?

Sorry. Sidetracked.

Like me, you all have a plan.

To write well and get paid for it. Very valid.

So we are doing just that. Shhhhh. They don’t need to know that you make good money, or do they?

This is our journey. Ignore the doubters.


I am not bathing until I do it! By the way, 50 claps are allowed

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Dudes and dudettes, time to get real.

Same clothes. Nappy hair, no toothbrush.

Sucked into an insane vortex of creativity.

This writing thing is sheer madness, but I’m pissed!

Is it an obsession or an addiction?

Stats, stats, stats. Refresh, refresh, refresh,

I did some research while devising this plan and I learned a lot about writing on Medium.

CLAPS

Can You Buy Medium Claps? Yes, technically you can. There are some places online that say they can hook you up. I’m not sure if the websites that offer this service follow through on their promises, but that sounds pretty weak to me.

What writer has money with which to buy claps, besides it is cheating in my book?

Maybe writers…


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If you smoke weed every day, well it may be. But, if you smoke weed every day, you may not care. If you want to find out if it is affecting your life, just take a week off. It’s just a week. No biggie, right? It’s not gonna kill you, I promise.

A short weed fast.

Just so you really know if you are addicted or not. Aren’t you curious how you would feel? There have been studies. While marijuana is one of the most commonly used drugs in the United States, the question remains: Is marijuana addictive?

The answer is yes, it can be.

However, that doesn’t mean everyone who…


I said, “I am not bathing until I do it!”

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That was a couple of weeks ago…

Still in it, halfway through and it’s working!

I decided to write nonstop like an animal chasing a $500 monthly goal on Medium.

I did take shower but my numbers are screaming!

This is a test to see if it can be done.

Dudes and dudettes, time to get real.

The question is, will it work?

  1. Subscribe to me. I will update. The updates may be brief but aren’t you kinda curious?
  2. Write. Write. Write!
  3. I gave up coffee. The pee trips were annoying. Caffeine pills are kickin’.

Sucked into an insane vortex of creativity.

This writing thing is sheer madness, but I’m pissed!

Is it an obsession or an addiction?

Stats, stats, stats. Refresh, refresh, refresh,

I did some research while devising this plan and I learned a lot about writing on Medium.

Numbers are going up.


If you learned that you only had one hour to use your cellphone, what would you do? My guess is shear panic!


I Hung Out with Gene Simmons. Super Guy!

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People see photos of him in his KISS wardrobe and think, “This guy is a madman!”

Gene Simmons, with his long tongue hanging out and whacked out wardrobe and makeup, is a madman with 400 million.

I met him at a party in Cali.

At this party were they didn’t hand you a drink, instead, you got a bottle of tequila.

I was already buzzed before we got there. We drove to the party in my jeep with no top and on the freeway, I was flashing the other cars on the freeway. (I was not driving.)

Gene was there sitting by the pool, where some punk band was swimming naked with bottles of tequila and masturbating.

Jan Sebastian

I had a stroke so I can’t walk or talk, but I can write! Just a new chapter in life. I love the journey. By me a cup of coffee Ko-fi.com/jansebastian5419

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