Jeffrey Ludy, “The Iris Leprechaun.”…My friend.🍀 Jeffrey Ludy, “The Iris Leprechaun.”🍀 His pickup line, “My dick hangs down to my knees.” — LOL! Sorry about the “Dick” story, but it was classic!” Some people live a very different life. In bars, they had a sport. Dwarf tossing. It is a job. DWARF TOSSING? Yes, I said dwarf tossing. What is it? Basically, people throw dwarfs in…

Scum Sucking Asshole! — He hardcore conned my husband! — Ex-hubby now. His name was Christophe. My husband met Christophe in New York where he fell for Christophe's bullshit hook line and sinker. They met at the Plaza Hotel. (The Home Alone #2 Hotel.) Christophe was pretty fucking slick and…

Gravity may not be OLD FOLKS' best friend but in a sick way, it is kinda funny!

Addiction Paintings Like Booze, Sex, Coffee, Food, etc… — Why addiction paintings? Because people buy them! If you are a coffee addict, a coffee painting me e a perfect fit for you!! ☕☕☕I called this one, “WAKE UP ASSHOLE!” No Rembrandt here! My coffee paint sold for $300-$600 on eBay. The below painting was 4ft x 4ft! — HUGE PAINTING ROCK!

Tagging…can I borrow my email back? 🙏 I mean really! 🏷️ I am starting this piece with tagging and then how to get BOOSTED!🚀 — So let’s have some fun! How to play tag! — The official rules. Players (two or more) decide who is going to be “it”, often using a counting-out game such as eeny, meeny…

I am going to run for president of the United States!🏛️ I am going to run for president!🏛️VOTE FOR JAN! Can I have your VOTE? 🗽I mean why not? — The most powerful job on earth! ☕ Screw doing a coffee cup business! This is much much much better! — I mean Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer! …

$1,000 in a month on Medium🖐👩‍🦰 Did I make it in May? 🎂 Birthday girl today! $1,000 in a month on Medium🖐👩‍🦰 Did I do it? If we work our holy living asses off, CAN WE on purpose & make 1k in a month? Medium just owned my ass for a solid month. Thank GOODNESS it’s over! 💰 What did I make? — $320.35…Yep... that’s it!

I am thinking about selling silly coffee cups!🥴Why not? — It maybe could be a fun side gig! I want your opinions! — I am just thinking about this. ☕ Which coffee mugs do you like the best?☕ 🧠I hope you don’t mind if I pick your brain for fun! 👉👉👉☕ — You’ll a side order of get corny coffee jokes! #1— 👇This one’s the sweet one, AWW!🍬😘 Q — How did the hipster burn their mouth? A — They drank their coffee before it was cool.

How to mention other Medium members so that they receive a notification in their email. — I SCREWED UP!🖐👩‍🦰 I thought I was tagging some of my buddies. 🏷️But I did it wrong. 🥑 HOLY QUACAMOLY! — OOPSY! Okay, I’ve been on Medium for a year and a half! How could I know how to tag other Medium members properly? Maybe it’s because, in some crazy place in my brain, I kinda felt like it was cheating. So I really…