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76 Degrees In Florida…February. Brrr!
Folks are so so so so so cold. How will they survive?
It’s insane. I live in Florida and, for God’s sake, we have to wear long sleeves! It’s a crisis!
Maybe even a jacket! The suffering is across the whole state!
I live up north ( in Florida) near Disney, and we had to break out the friggin’ space heater. My boyfriend (a native)was upset.
“Do you know how much money this fucking this is gonna cost?” … and I quote. The space heater did not work.
This was the roll that morning. I am in bed, head on the pillow and I hear my boyfriend say, “SHIT!”
I ignore it, then comes, “THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! I take the bait.
“What happened?” I don’t speak the “F” word, but Matt is kind of an addict. So, the f-ing government does this, f-ing republicans. f-ing corporations… even f-ing Busch! So the “F” train rolling. I listen.
After an hour, he says, “Agent.”
So he called Amazon. “Fucking Amazon mother fuckers!” he said on hold.
They answered, “We have stored this heater after using it for 2 months and it’s dead.
After a long time, they gave him a refund. Victory!
